Oliver the Oracle [olivertheoracle]
For you, what is "the good life"?
To have the brain of Adam Savage, the body of Ryan Gosling, and the cock of Ron Jeremy.
What is the secret to happiness?
Seratonin and Dopamine
What is a friend?
When you pass out drunk and somebody pulls your shoes off so that none of the other people while draw penises on your face, that's friendship.
Please list your philosophy of good health.
Smoke filtered cigarettes.
Does the soul exist?
Not everyone has a soul, but I do. I have several, as a matter of fact.
Where does science end and ideology begin?
Your own definition for beauty
Scarlett Johansson circa 2000, wearing a cocktail dress made of Dali paintings.
What is God?
A dick. He's a complete dick.
If the ticket price for a football match is twice the regular price for those 12 years of age or older, and your child turned twelve yesterday, what age would you say your child is?
I wouldn't take my child to a football "match" because I'm American and soccer is stupid.
If you were a millionaire, what would be your charitable work?
I would buy food and clothing for my lazy good-for-nothing children.
Your sins and virtues.
All, in both columns.
Please list three important words for the world today.
Aliens hate us.
What is the best attitude to have for experiencing life and not missing out on its intensity?
Never turn down a drink and never waste an erection.
On your death bed, what do you think you will regret not having done more of in life?
What will your epitaph be?
"Here lies a man who predicted his own death."
Oliver the Oracle