Interview with Dustin Bird. [triedge64]

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Dustin Bird. [triedge64]
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INTERNET

	What is your specialty in the interactive world? Fapping.
	Where can we see some of your work online? Of me fapping.
	What kind of projects do you usually undertake? Fapping.
	What was your first job in the field? Fapping.
	What is your professional background? What did you do before? Less fapping.
	With which technologies do you normally work? MY dick.
	Lessons learnt on user interface design Never fap with the door unlocked.
	Do you work by yourself, or in a team? how is that team? I work by myself of course. By fapping.
	What is the secret to keeping customer expectations under control in interactive development? Never get one.
	What was your first computer, and which is your current? A fap master XP
	Online virality: isn't it the same as traditional word-of-mouth? Give me a blowjob and we'll talk all about it.
	Do you think the digital gap is a social problem? What would you do to accelerate digital literacy? By typing.
	What were you doing in March 2000, at the height of the "dotcom bubble"? Fapping.
	In the current interactive world, what is the most relevant trend? A fap one.
	What do you see interesting about the Web 2.0 phenomenon? Fapping. Also 4chan.
	What would you do to terminate Internet spam once and for all? Ignore them.
	Will bandwidth one day cease to be a limitation? Try fapping okay?
	Your tips to make money online Sell your sperm. All that fapping must be used for something.

PERSONALITY

	What hobbies have you got? Photographing but it's really hard to go out since it's winter time still.
	Which actor would you like to be? I won't act...
	If you were sent to a deserted island, which book, CD and film would you take with you? I'd a take a how to survive guide book. A Custom CD. And all the episodes of "Survivor" to survive of course.
	How do you find the balance between working to live and living to work? It's kinds of a problem since I'm a high school student whose getting homework every weekend with a deadline.
	In moments of tension, what techniques work in calming the mind? Deep breathing.
	A simple pleasure that for you is quite big or important. My Coca-Cola.
	What is the greatest loss you have had in your life? Something that I don't wanna talk about...Not even here...
	How do you respond to telemarketing calls? Hang up.
	Are you an ex-smoker? How did you quit? I didn't smoke in my life.
	It is 5 pm on a typical Sunday: what are you doing? Possibly staying up on the internet or games.
	Something in which you are completely incompetent. Racing games.
	Of what are you an addict? Coca-Cola addict.
	You have nine wins in a row in a game of roulette: do you continue because you are on a good run, or abandon the game because statistically, it is your turn to lose? It depends how lucky I am or unlucky I am. Depending on what kind of roulette.
	What toy gave you the best moments of your childhood? My...PowerRangers..
	What was your favourite primary/secondary school teacher like? I never favored any teacher.
	How did you meet your current boy/girlfriend? I'm still single
	What was your first vehicle? A toy one.
	Your New Year resolutions. More focus.
	Is there any superstition that makes you change your behaviour? Weird noises make me more paranoid.
	Does knowing someone's zodiac sign help you to better understand that person? Not really...
	Please list something you have not yet done, but that you would definitely like to do someday. Get a job.
	In your lifetime, what is the best news you have ever seen printed? ...
	To which other place in the world would you move without hesitation? Nowhere.
	A bad habit you have overcome. Sleep.
	A word or expression that you love. lol
	A word or expression that you detest. nigger.
	Which animal do you prefer for company? A cat.
	What do you imagine yourself doing for your retirement? Sleeping around. Laze about.
	If you were to return reincarnated, which real-life person would you like to be? Me.

IDEAS

	Did God create the world in seven days, or do you believe in the theory of evolution? I believe in Chuck Norris that he made it in 5 minutes.
	To what percentage do you believe in statistics? 78%
	Do you believe many illnesses can be caused by the mind? Alot..
	Do you believe it is true that humans only use 10% of their brain capacity? No....Well..some I guess.

PHILOSOPHY

	For you, what is "the good life"? Sitting at home, drinking Coke, Computers, and that is all.
	What is the secret to happiness? When your boner erects, or you get wet, ya'know. In case any girls reading this.
	What is a friend? Someone to laugh with. And not be a douche. Well by that I mean the one who doesn't lie every fucking thing.
	Please list your philosophy of good health. Sleep, eat, exercise. People can't seem to follow this. Even me.
	Does the soul exist? Depends on the world.
	Where does science end and ideology begin? The brain.
	Your own definition for beauty There's no real beauty...
	What is God? Chuck Norris.
	If the ticket price for a football match is twice the regular price for those 12 years of age or older, and your child turned twelve yesterday, what age would you say your child is? 12.
	If you were a millionaire, what would be your charitable work? Spend what I want...like an Xbox360, help mom with bills. and then Donate the rest to Haiti. They don't seem to answer my calls though. Always on vibrate.
	Your sins and virtues. Everything, and every thought.
	Please list three important words for the world today. Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger~
	What is the best attitude to have for experiencing life and not missing out on its intensity? Good question.
	On your death bed, what do you think you will regret not having done more of in life? Get laid at parties.
	What will your epitaph be? Is this something to do with epic?